“Why, this isn’t Pitzi, my champion stock purebreed Shar… oh! Oh no! Oh… oh god, what have I… AAAHH!”

I haven’t had anyone else cut my hair in years, mostly because Irene knows where my parents live.

I’m trapped in this photo, save me! Here, take this gun! Wait, I’m already in a photo, don’t trap me in anoth-

So she got her way. We married Episcopal.

Sincerely, 
The Coolest Grandma in the History of Time 

Mom insisted on portraits again this year.

“Praise Allah death to American infidels these damn kids with their rock and roll get off my lawn!”

Said the world’s laziest captioner.

Hey Gang! It’s time for another edition of Ridiculous Action Movie or Real Lif- oh, shit, this… this is the saddest RAMoRL I’ve ever played.

I couldn’t find it, but there’s got to be at least five guns in there somewhere.

A man in ladies’ clothes? Never thought I’d see it. Don’t mean I’ll abide by it.